Hello

We're so happy to see you. You look wonderful. Thank you for visiting Dark Matter Cult. Please settle in and make yourself comfortable. This is your new way of life now. Please don't fight it. We want you to have fun. Just relax. See? That's much better. Please visit the shop to find your uniforms for eternity and grab a Dark Matter Cult holographic spirit board. Then it will be time for you to visit us in the flesh, so please check out our next coming event and promptly show up. We will be expecting you. Your new family is so excited to meet you, and you will be so excited to experience our Intergalactic Cabaret you will never want to go home. See you soon.
Eternally yours,
​Few